Brilliant answers

Brilliant Ans by students of last bench :-
Q-In which battle did Tipu Sultan die.?
Ans-His last one.!
Q-How do you stop acid indigestion.?
Ans-Stop drinking acid.!
Q-Where was the declaration of independence signed.?
A-At the bottom of the page.!
Q-What's the main reason for divorce.?
A-Marriage.
Proud to be last bench:-):-)

Do you know wha will happen ?

Anna Hazare says brng bck th Blck Mny.
Do u knw wht wl happn if 1,456 Lac Crs cmes bck.
1.India wl b Financialy No.1.
2.Ech dist wl gt 60,000 crs, nd ech vilage wl gt 100 Crs.
3.No need to pay taxs for nxt 20 yrs.
4.Petrol 25Rs, Diesel15 Rs, Milk 8Rs.
5.No need to pay electy bill.
6.Indian borders wl bcme mre strngr thn the China Wall.
7.1500 Oxford lke Universities cn be opnd.
8.28,000kms Rubber road (lke n Paris) cn b made.
9.2,000 hsptls(wth all facilities) all medicine Free.
10.95cre peple wl hve their own house
Supprt Anna Hazare by frwrdng ths msg ..

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