VIP

Thirumbavum sollren Nenga Romba

Alagana.

Arivana.

Adakkamana.

Thiramaiyana.

Vivaramana.

Vivegamana.

oru V.I.P yoda SMS-a padichutu irukkeenga.

Nesitha kangal

Kalangiya kangalai nesi....!
Anal...,
nesitha kangalai kalanga,,, vaikathey....!
Good Night:-). Sweet Dreams:-).

V.I.P

Thirumbavum sollren Nenga Romba

Alagana.

Arivana.

Adakkamana.

Thiramaiyana.

Vivaramana.

Vivegamana.

oru V.I.P yoda SMS-a padichutu irukkeenga.

Brilliant answers

Brilliant Ans by students of last bench :-
Q-In which battle did Tipu Sultan die.?
Ans-His last one.!
Q-How do you stop acid indigestion.?
Ans-Stop drinking acid.!
Q-Where was the declaration of independence signed.?
A-At the bottom of the page.!
Q-What's the main reason for divorce.?
A-Marriage.
Proud to be last bench:-):-)

Do you know wha will happen ?

Anna Hazare says brng bck th Blck Mny.
Do u knw wht wl happn if 1,456 Lac Crs cmes bck.
1.India wl b Financialy No.1.
2.Ech dist wl gt 60,000 crs, nd ech vilage wl gt 100 Crs.
3.No need to pay taxs for nxt 20 yrs.
4.Petrol 25Rs, Diesel15 Rs, Milk 8Rs.
5.No need to pay electy bill.
6.Indian borders wl bcme mre strngr thn the China Wall.
7.1500 Oxford lke Universities cn be opnd.
8.28,000kms Rubber road (lke n Paris) cn b made.
9.2,000 hsptls(wth all facilities) all medicine Free.
10.95cre peple wl hve their own house
Supprt Anna Hazare by frwrdng ths msg ..

Bet sheet

Night aana GOOD NIGHT thaan Anuppanumnu Avasiyam illai..
.

.

.

.

.

"BED SHEET" irunthaalum Vaangi Anuppunga

Kulir Thaanga Mudilapa..!
Hav a Chill Ni8..

Nosecut

Great Nosecut:

DOCTER: Neenga ivara 1hour munnadi kondu vandhirundha kapathirukalam

MAN: Kondu vandhirukkalam but accident aagi 10mins than aguthu..:-D

Brilliant

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
.
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. His last battle.
.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independance Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
.
Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid State.
.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...
.
Did the student Answer Anythin Wrong??? ;)

Tamila sollu

English teacher:
"I am Walking On The Road.
Ithai Eppdi Un Frnd Kitta Tamil'la Solluva?

"Student "
Machan Sappa Figure Poguthu Da.! Gud nìght:)

My husband

LADY-1: "En kanavarai indha HOSPITAL-il dhan pari koduthen!" LADY-2: "yean? operationla poyittara?"
LADY-1: "illa... Nursoda poitaru...

Anakonda

Anacondakum, Aluminiya kundakum enna vidhyasam?

Thannikulla iruntha athu 'anaconda'

Ulla Thanni iruntha athu 'aluminiya kunda.Nangalu
Yosipomla...

Vadagam

Wife: Innaiku veyil romba athigama irukunga!.
Neenga office poga vendanga!

Husband: Ennai nambudi.
Sathiyama yenaku
"VADAGAM" poda Theriyathu.

Gøød morning.

Begger joke

Terrorful joke:
Begger: Amma thaye picha podunga nan vaai pesa mudiyadha Umai.......!
Lady: Pakkatthu Veetla poi Kelupa enakku Kaadhu kekadhu..!
:-)Eppuuuuuudi:-) gudnite

Neethan bilgates ah ?

Sardar: hello, ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: yes, what do you want?

Sardar: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.
Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.
My documents nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illa
Eenaayaa Bilgates.

Sweet dreams

Butterflies dont know d color of their wings but v know it. Likewise u dont know how sweet u r but I know how special u r to me.
Good Night:-). Sweet Dreams:-)