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advance HAPPY "VINAYAGAR SATHURTHI"..
1st wishes and my best wishes.

வாழ்க்கை

10stages of life.1.studies 2.games 3.entertainment 4.friendship 5.LOVE 6. 7. 8 9. 10. Enna Pakura,LOVE vantha piragu than ellamae naasama poirume

ஒவ்வொரு நொடியும்

Thanimaiyaga Irukirom Endru
Ninaithu Varuththa Padathey...

Øvvoru Nödium Yaravathu

Ungalai Ninaithu Køndu Irupargal...
Intha Nödi NAAN..
....My Dear Friend..

என்னடா வாழ்க்கை

Love marriage pannikita ungaluku kidaipadhu ungaloda lover!

Arrange marriage pannikita kidaipadhu mathavangaloda lover..! Life ivalothan...!
Enna vazhka da...

தாஜ் ஹோட்டல்

Frnd1: Machan new mobile vangi iruken rs.5000/- da Frnd2: super machan, treat vaida. (after the treat) Frnd2: Taj hotela treat kodukura alavuku panam epdi vandhuchu da. Frnd1: Machan mobilea vithuten da... Thats a friendship.......*

Terrorful joke

Terrorful joke :

Begger: Amma thaye picha podunga nan vaai pesamudiyatha oomai..........!

Lady: pakkatthu Veetla poi Kelupa enakku kadhu kekaadhu..

India vs England Series

India vs England Series: This is what happens to the Indian Cricket team when people like Poonam Pandey don't keep their commitment!

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Anna hazare sms jokes

BREAKING NEWS: Another meeting on ANNA Issue is on at JW Marriot Mumbai attended by Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi, Yuvraj Singh & Harbhajan Singh. They were worried & discussed emergence of another POPULAR BACHELOR at the age of 74, who is seeking more attention of girls than these chronicle bachelors! So they decided to work together for resolving of crisis to prevent competition!!!

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Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare

Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare - They have decided not to win even a single Test match, until the Jan Lokpal bill is passed.

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Anna sms jokes

Anna is the new Rajnikanth... The police does not decide when he leaves jail... he does!

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manage 4 Anna

Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin? Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna.

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2 new eras

The 2 new eras of India: BC-Before Corruption; AD-Anna Dominance.

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Teacher jokes

Teacher: Where is the capital of India? Pappu: In Swiss Banks...

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Height of Technical Thinking

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

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Miracle

Nothing is hopeless, a million miracle s are witnesse d every day. Good Morning:-) Have a Miracle Day:-).!!

செஞ்ச பாவம் ?

Nice Joke : Wife : Yenga Namaku marriage panni Vacha iyyar setthu poyttaram Husband : Senja pavam summa Viduma..! Gud mrg

100 ரூபாய் .

1008 velai Irundhalum ungaluku 1 sms anupuvathil Ulla happy irukke, ayo ayo.. msg la sonna puriyathu, Rs.100 Recharge panni vidunga, call panni solren...

Thinking

"Thinking Always Ahead, Thinking Always Of Trying To Do More, Brings
A State Of Mind In Which Nothing Seems Impossible."
Good Morning:-)
HAVE A HAPPY DAY:-).

ஸ்கூல் பை

Wife:- Namma paiyan enga panam vachalum eduthudran avan edukadha edama sollunga.
Hus:- avanoda school bookla vaidi jenmathukum eduka mattan. Gud

மச்சிணி மட்டும் போதும்

WIFE: Intha veetula onnu
naan irukkanum, illa
unga amma irukkanum.

HUSBAND: Rendu perum kelambunga!.

Un thangachi mattum irukkattum!
Hav a smilng day!

நல்ல பொண்ணு

Nalla Ponnukum, Dynoserukkum enna Otrumai theriyuma?

Theriyalaya?

Rendume ippa illa..
Romba varusathukku munnadiye alinju pochu....

Universal truth

Universal Truth We Learnt:
"Sun rises in the east"

Fact:-
"Sun neither rises nor sets,ly earth rotates..!"

Moral:-
Education spoils our common sense.
gud mrg

பாப்பு பாட்டு

Jony, Jony, Yes., Papa.

Minaral- Water ?" No Papa,

"Quater" "Bottel"? Yes! Papa"

Mixing! Water? "No" "Papa"

Rava"Aadecha"? "HA..HA..HA..
YEPPUDI

என்னடா அர்த்தம் ?

Vijayakanth : 'I Am Going to Sleep' na enna da meaning?
Man: nan thoonga poren.
Vijayakanth: Hey pls da ans sollitu thoonga po da' pls pls pls..! Gud ni8.

மின்னல்

"Minnala partha
kannu poidum,
paakalana
minnal poidum..

Athe mathiri
than,

figure'a partha
life poidum,
Life'a partha
figure poidum.!
Gd n8

செதுக்கியது

Vaazhkai Enbadhu Oviyamalla!
Maatri Maatri Varaiya!
Vaazhkai Enbadhu sirpam! Sedhukinal Sedhukiyathu
Than.
So Be Carefull To Make Ur Life"

GOOD NIGHT.......

புதிர்

Puriyatha vargaluku 'NEENGAL'oru "PUTHIR"....! Ungalai Purintha vargaluku "NEENGAL" Than "UYIR"~~~~~~

கேர்ள் பிரண்ட்

"G"owri
"O"viya
"O"mana
"D"ivya
"N"ithiya
"I" swarya
"G"owsi
"H"ema
"T"risha
Have a "figure ful dreams" ..... :)good night

அமைதி

"Unnai thavira veru yarum unakku amaithiyai thara mudiyathu.
- GEETHAI
Love Yourself.... Good morning....

வெற்றி

"Nee Vaalum Ovvoru Nodium,
Nam Ippadi than Irukka
Vendum, yendra Nokkathudan
Vaalnthu Paar, Nee Pogum Paathayelam
"Vetri paathayakave Irukum".
Good ni8

Mobile

Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

குணம்

Marakka mudiyamal thavippathu aanin "manam"
Maranthu vittu sirippathu pennin "kunam"
No love
No feelings
Enjoy the life

Gud mor :-(

நம்பிக்கை

"Nambikkai"
"Irukkum"
Varai..

"Tholvigal"
"Nammai" "Thodakooda"
"Yoosikkum"
be confident any thing..

Always

Life is a rope that swings us through hope,
Always believe today is better than yesterday
and
tomorrow will be better than today...

Keep Smiling:-)

2015

A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015..
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Petrol Loans available here
CNG & LPG is also available.
Gud mrg

கஞ்சப்பய

SARDAR: Dai, pakkathu veetla poi sutthiyal vaangittu vaa.
SON:Illainu sollittangappa
SARDAR:KANJA PAYALUGA.nee poi namma sutthiyala eduthuttu va!: gud night.

சுகம்

Cute Line :

Anbana
Oruvaridam Thotru Parungal..

Vetriyai Vida Tholvi Etthanai Sugam Endru
Theriyum...! :-D

நன்றி

" NANDRI "
Solvom..!
Intha Nimidam Varai Unnaiyum, Ennaiyum,
Ninaivaal
Sindhikka,
Vaithu Nam
Natpai
Balappaduthum Nam Mobile'kku.!
Good Night

தவசம்

Mandiri : Manna neenga poruku pogum pothu yen 'kavasam' podureenga?
Mannar : kavasam podulaina enakku 'thevasam' senjuruvanga...
This message is not a joke, So please wear HELMET while driving. Message ja ippadiyum sollalam
pass it ur all loveable person...

புது காரு புது பொண்டாட்டி

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

கவரிங் நெக்லஸ்

HUS: Darling unnoda birthdayku necklas vangi vandu iruken.. WIFE: Car vangitu vandu irukalam la? Husband: car ellam Kavaringla kidaikathu chellam...

நைசில் பவுடர்

Teacher : Manal arippai thadukka yenna seiya vendum?
Student: Manalukku sorinju vittu,
Nycil powder poda vendum!

By
MBBS-(Member of back bench student

undelivered

If ur sms is not coming,I think u r sending but its undelivered bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.

கீழிருந்து மேல்

LOVE PANNUMBOTHU:

boy:idhuku than naan ithanai nal kathirunthen

girl: nee enai vitu vilagiruviya?

boy:illai athai nan kanavilum ninaichathu illa.

girl:nee enai virumburiya?

boy:kandipaga indrum endraendrum

gir:enai yemathiruviya?

bo:athai vida nan saavathe mel

gir:enaku oru mutham tharuvaya?

bo: kandipaga athu thanae enaku miga perya santhosm

gir: enai thituviya da?

aftr marriage (IDHAI KILA IRUNTHU MELA PADI)
-Kutty

இமைகள்

"Imaigal
Thirakkindra
intha
Naal"
Sumaigal
illamal
Sugamaga
Amaiya
Vaazthukkal"...

GOOD MORNING. HAVE A NICE DAY

Situation

"Every Situation, Properly Perceived, Becomes An Opportunity." GOOD MORNING:-)
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY:-).

மாடு மேய்க்க போ

Andha pakkam
Jesus
aadu meikrar.

Indha pakkam
Krishnan
maadu meikrar.

Aana nenga ennathan
meikkrannu theriala.
0ru sms kooda anupa matakkiringa. Ennamo ponga.

ஜெய்ஹிந்த்

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Happy Independence Day. I love my india, Proud to b an indian. Jai Hind.

இந்தியா

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country
Be Proud to be an INDIAN!
Happy Independence Day....

சொக்கத்தங்கம்

Gold Rate Naaluku Naal Increase Aagikite Iruku...

Kavanamaa irunga
Yaravathu
Unga "MANASA" Thookkitu poira poranga


Yen na
Unga
Manasu
"SOKKA THANGAM LA

வந்தே மாதரம்

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"VANDHEMATHARAM"

Advnce
HAPPY
INDEPENDANCE DAY

ஹார்லிக்ஸ்

Dad ask his 5yr old son:
y r u Crying ?
I'm also ur Friend da tel me.
Son:Athu Onnum Illa da Machi,Innum konjam Horlicks kettathuku un Aalu Enna Adichitta da..

Little More

"Do A Little More Each Day Than You Think You Possibly Can."
Gud morning:-) hav a nice weekend:-)

Sleep well

Lines to dear and near one:
You may find
sm1 btr than me,
imprtnt than me,
dearer than me,
nearer than me, closer than me,
but
not the one who misses you more than me !!?
Sleep Well.:-). Good Night.:-).

நம்ம ஸ்டைல்

Kaalai Vanakkam
( Tamil )

Namaskaaram
( Sanscirt )

Good morning
( English )

Namaskar
( Hindi )

Namasthay
( Bengali )

Saalam
( Uruthu )

Pasnaram
( Gujarathi )

Vaserakanam
( punjabi )

Tagasural
( kasmiri )

Solamuthak
( japanese )

Kusal§hu§potp
( Chinese )

Goud maoring
( french )

Umath§ol
( south korein )

Kumbudren samiyo
( your language) O.K..

வாழ்க்கை ஒருமுறைதான்

''Unnai Nesippavarai Verukka Kaaranam Thedaathey ..

Avarai innum Athigamaaga Nesikka Sandharppam Thedu''....!
B'coz Life is one time...:-)

ஆயுள் . மரணம்

Avalukaaga
Aayul Muluthum
Kathirupean,
Maranam Poal
Oru Naal.!
Nichayam Varuval
Endru...!

சாயங்காலம்

Tamil Teacher : "Suriyan merke maraium" Ithu irantha kalama,Nigal kalama,Ethirkalama..?Last bench student:Adi siruki mavalae,athu Saingalam di .

தடவுங்கள்

Enge nesam irukiradho..

ange kaadhal
pirakum

Enge kadhal
irukiradho..

ange vali irukum..

Enge vali
irukiradho..

(",)

angey IODEX thadavungal..;-) Good Night.:-).

ஆடு மாடு

Man1: mapla yean innum schoola book tharala .?

Man2: athan sep 15 la aadu maadu thara poranga illa.apparam yethuku da booKu?
Amma aachi na summa va.

உண்ணை நிணைத்து

Dhinamum raathiri

Unnai Ninaithu ninaithu

Thukkamae
Varala

Karanam?

Enakku POOCHANDI na ore bayam ... Cool ni8,

ஒரு நிமிடம்

Alagana rojakkal kooda ungaloda punnagayai paarthaa, oru nodi sinthikum,

Yaru petha pullayo ipadi mental mathiri sirichukittu irtkunu......

மூட்டப்பூச்சி

GK Question:
Over a weight thukra Poochi ethu?

Theriyalaya?

"MOOTA Poochi".
Ha...,ha....! Kadavulae enna mattum ean ivlo ariva padacha...?

ENERGY

Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..
It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..
So Sleep Well..
COOL NIGHT

பெண்கள் அழகுதான்

"True Line" :-

"Aangalai Vida Pengal Yeppothum Alagu thaan.!"

Yenendraal,

Unmayai Vida,
"Poi" Yeppothum Alaguthaan.!

Sweet day^_^

ரீல்

Chedi vaadinal
thanneer viduven.!
Idhayam vadinal
kanneer viduven.!
Nee vadinal
en uyirai viduven.!
Nee santhosa-maaga irukka adikkadi ippadi Reel viduven.

என்ன பேசுராங்க ?

Oorla Ellarum Enna Pesaranga Theriuma ?
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Romba Yosika Vendam.
TAMIL Thaan Pesaranga...!:-

மணம் திறந்து

Manam Thiranthu Pesu..
But,
Manathil Pattathellaam Pesathe..
Silar Purindhu kolvaargal
Silar pirindhu selvaargal....
Good night..
Sweet dreams..

பென் முணை

"Un peyarai kuda naan ezhudhuvadhu illai, yen theriuma? "pena munai" unnai kuthume endru! overa irruka? enna pandrathu msg 10 ps.'la...... Gud ni8

எம்பிராய்டு தையல்

Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum.
Men: podrathu than podaringa..
Embraiding desainla poo mathiri podunga..
Dr::-/::-).???....
gud nyt

தத்துவங்கள்

THATHUVAMS.:
1,Sunday aana Joliya Sanda Podalam
But,
Monday Aana Joliya Mondaya Poda Mudiyuma?

2.Police Stationku Phone Potta POLICE Varum
But,
Railway Stationku Phone Potta RAIL Varuma?..,

3.kOLAVI Kottina Valikum
THEL Kottina kooda Valikum
But,
MUDI Kottina Valikuma....

4,THANEERAI Thani nu Sollalam
But,
PANEERAI
Panni nu solla Mudiuyuma...

5,HOTELA Kasu Illena Mavu Atta Solvanga
Appo.
BUSLA
Ticket Illena Bus-a otta Solluvangala...!